un-bear-eavable!

Adj. Pertaining to that which is bearlike or involves a bear. Adapted from the word unbelievable so that bears can use it.
I beat that shit up like honey; it was un-bear-eavable!
by haylox9 November 07, 2010
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teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
by eggbaby420 March 10, 2015
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freggy fag bear

someone or something who is very gay and into fnaf, usually used as a insult
person: you are so UGLY!
other person: bro you are literally a freggy fag bear
by mewlonu April 10, 2022
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Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck
Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods
by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019
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care bear stare

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.
by lala April 16, 2004
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care bear stare

When you bend over, grab both ass cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping ass cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.

This has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.
I gave 'em the care bear stare, Jehovahs witnesses have'nt visited me since.

"Why is amber vomiting?" "Oh i just gave her a care bear stare
by spicymchaggis90 July 29, 2011
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Polar Bear Sex

Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?

Sally No its too cold!!

Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!

Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
by Bear-cub December 31, 2010
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