Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else

Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

University of Youtube

A phrase used to express when something was learned through the internet, or more specifically Youtube in the absence of being taught by someone's school or university.
Often used to express frustration at one's educational facility.

"How did you manage to pull of that project last semester? They didn't teach us how to do anything."
"University of Youtube, I'll send you the tutorial I used."

by AlGetcha August 14, 2022

Oh Universe

This is a non-religious and AC Doric and atheist friendly way of expressing “Oh Lord!” or “Oh God!”.

Oh Universe! What happened?

We can do better than this.. Oh Universe..

Oh Universe! That is fucked up

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Universe

EVERYTHING

This is where everything ever to ever exist lived or lives and where all the galaxies are which is who knows how many at this point also IT NEVER STOPS FUCKING GROWING.

Universe

by SneekinSnoc May 31, 2020

Salisbury University

Save yourself if you are an intellectual! Leave this place! Lame people.

Salisbury University, Get out of there if you want to live!

by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018