Potatoes.

A word for when you find yourself ranting of what seems like random, irrelevant nonsense and wish to terminate the line of thought.

Computer Programmer: Here, take a look at this Jimmy. Now I know these four pixels don’t really mean much to you right now, but using this function I’ve made I should be able to draw an image on the screen at a specific position relative to the top-left corner of the display. You see, I store the data of the image as a list of RGB values which have to be ordered in this very specific way to maximize storage space. It iterates over every 3 numbers in the data list to get each pixel’s rgb color channels, and uses the width and height of the image to figure out where to put it. This function will also accept hex and hsv formats, which are just different ways of writing colors, and is very cool but does take some advanced type checking in the background, so perhaps I’ll split these functions into separate 'loadHex' and 'loadHSV' functions so it doesn’t have to check each time, not sure, maybe I’ll make this a library...do you think i should use classes for this…OOP is really cool nowadays……….... hmm……….. but yeah, this is like, the most awesomest incredible thing because this makes it possible to upload custom images if I can figure out how to extract the rgb pixel data from a file……. this opens up a whole new world of possibilities for my oddly specific use case..that you don’t seem to quite understand or grasp?um, Jimmy………. are you even listening to me?

Jimmy who lives down the road: …………………………..Huh?

Computer Programmer: ……………………………………….well……..*sigh*……………………………………… Potatoes.

by programmin May 15, 2024

Potato

A Symbol, This GUY named Forest uses. It’s a trick. They found meegkuk.

Oh crap it’s a potato

by Jekkkwk April 19, 2021

The Juicy Potato

Has a ridiculously thick ass.

Will go monke mode if needed.

Is that The Juicy Potato? Damn he thick asf

by TheJuicyPotato November 19, 2021

potato medal

when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships

he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.

by rikabauer April 15, 2022

Chinning potato

A potato with multiple chins or a couch potato of a person with multiple chins

DAMN you're a chinning potato

by G!RL August 30, 2021

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/

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noun
1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.

I love potato’s

by Peace potato April 11, 2019

Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025