Potato

A word similar to tomato that people seem to argue too much about how it is pronounced

Normal Human being: Hey man, do you like potatoes?

Non-normal human being: Actually it is called potato

by Wise Goose May 15, 2022

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

Potato

A person my bestie is obsessed with.

Brielle loves potato.

by curryboi24 November 27, 2019

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

Potato man

Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

potato

PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE

bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY

by SaltyMann June 3, 2018

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023