Mexican Food Perfume

How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.

Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?

by Leaddog January 17, 2012

Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

by briguy360 March 8, 2010

Mexican Frito Bath

When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap

Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath

by CoonTastic May 20, 2015

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Mexican chastity belt

A chili pepper in a girl's hoo-ha

My dad put this Mexican chastity belt in me to keep the boys out!

by ana1rapist May 19, 2011

mexican breakfast wrap

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)

Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.

by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008

Mexican Butt-fuck

A drink made up of Half Red-wine and half Jose Cuervo. The usual after effects the following day are excessive diarrhea and burning of the anus.

friend: so how was that mexican butt-fuck last night?
you: i now know why they call it that...

by pueblo sanfrio May 3, 2011