Three fingers up

Three fingers up means you are madly in love with me no questions asked.

"Did you see them holding three fingers up", they must be inlove with me.

by Qwertyuiop124 April 6, 2022

5 fingers up

People who throw up 5 fingers in a picture are known to get a lot of Pussy and are very successful in life

He throws 5 fingers up. He probably gets bitches

by Lighter fuel April 4, 2022

one finger up

Putting one finger up in a picture shows that you get no bitches

Friend:You see that person taking a picture over there?
Me:Yeah he has one finger up he has to get no bitches

by jfk is afk May 13, 2022

Finger love cramps

Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover.

- My fingers are in pain this morning.
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?

by Colombian Scholar September 28, 2009

Fat Finger Fever

A condition first diagnosed in South Chicago Heights, Illinois to describe the freakishly baby arm like fingers of one Shawn McAllister.

Holy crap!! That guy has huge fingers. He must have Fat Finger Fever... Just like Shawn McAllister.

by Ron Gucwa II January 19, 2010

Whiskey Dew Finger

1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.

2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.

Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”

by matt5000 June 2, 2010

finger in my asshole

tight.
FML.

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."

by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012