David

friends with jakov whos dad is a doc

David is in the living room

by erxbuster May 29, 2022

David Bilbija

A hard working athlete who is the champion at the Sports Day sprints.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games

(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns

So yea, He's literally him.

Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.

Person 2: Do I know him?

Person 3: How do you not know him?

Person 4: HE IS HIM!

Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts

by Pannas & Rizz August 15, 2023

david kilgore

Fucking Kike and Krout. Non Homo Kys bitch. Can I eat your ass. No Homo. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

David Kilgore Is a krout homo dick sucking Kike

by BobOOFUMM January 17, 2018

DAVID

Someone who master his mind.
Sexually Fantasies With Marketing.

Have you seen what David can do with his mind?
Yes, he masters it.

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

David

Retarded ass idiot who thinks he funny

Dont do a david

by qwertyuiopåÄSDFGHJKLÖÄ'ZXCVBNM April 11, 2023

david-lee

Producer, known for regularly collaborating with Sin Davis, beslikmeister and others.

david-lee kocht den schei$$ auf.

by RAV3STAR May 1, 2022

David Rees

He is one of the greatest song writer I ever had the pleasure to meet. So transparent and thoughtful, he writes about things that he's passionate about and he wrote a song last year about the book Eleanor and Park, Rainbow Rowell that is name "Ella y Él. The only problem, as you may have noticed, is that he only post his original songs in Spanish but if you are interested, listen to them and try to translated because the meaning of that songs is beautiful and deep.

David Rees is one of the most talented songwriter I have ever known

by Andy_460 June 24, 2018