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invited her to Boston

When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.
Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
by TDDUP November 18, 2010
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Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.
by stranger.1 May 22, 2024
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Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
by OurJ May 23, 2025
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DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat
Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"
by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024
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I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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ho her out

To treat a woman like a whore sexually. Specifically to get her to do things you wouldn't want your wife of GF to do.
Hey man can I get with Krissy tonight ?
Sure, after I ho her out she's all yours.
by PROBUM December 22, 2015
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