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If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
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A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
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by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

To treat a woman like a whore sexually. Specifically to get her to do things you wouldn't want your wife of GF to do.
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