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Michael Jackson

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.
by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021
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Michael

Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022
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Michael <3

Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him, because he has the incredible way of making people's hearts happy, especially the heart of his girl.
Thank you for being a part of my life, PS: I love you Michael <3
by rainysummernights July 17, 2020
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Michael

Person 1: michael is a twat
Person 2: yes
by Pixie.piss March 20, 2021
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michael jackson

one of many legends. born august 29, 1958 and died june 25, 2009. he began performing at the age of 5, starting a group with his brothers jackie, tito, marlon, jermaine, and randy jackson. by the early 1980's, michael had separated from his brothers to pursue his solo career. he released albums Off the Wall in 1979, Thriller in 1982, Bad in 1987, Dangerous in 1991, HIStory in 1995, Blood on the Dance Floor in 1997, Invincible in 2001, Michael in 2010, Xscape in 2014, and Scream in 2017. he was dubbed the King of Pop by his dear friend elizabeth taylor. he will forever live in our hearts.
My favorite Michael Jackson song is Man in the Mirror!
by dontbeacherrybro March 9, 2021
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michael

a stupid dirty slave who solely depends on eating chicken and drinking cool aid to survive
hey have you seen michael today?
nah he's too busy eating chicken and practising shooting his glock
by nweionofnef March 17, 2024
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Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.
Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.
by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023
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