by HansHeimlerFan2001 March 11, 2018
After John's three kids wouldn't stop fighting on the way to Disneyland, he lost his temper.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 12, 2022
by HansHeimlerFan2001 March 11, 2018
an evening bid for company, comparable to a booty call.
executed with no shame and frequently used by individuals with fuck boy tendencies.
executed with no shame and frequently used by individuals with fuck boy tendencies.
by lrootr789 November 19, 2022
December 1st. The White Night marks the end of the most difficult holiday known to man: No Nut November. Whether it’s 12:00 in the morning or 8:00 in the night, it is when men will start to masturbate once again and let out a big load after waiting 30 days from their last nut.
by mark0rnaah November 29, 2019
For people who don't necessarily like the word midnight, for whatever reason, noon at night is a favorable option.
by Rileys Geeg October 11, 2018
The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 08, 2011