Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.

As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.

by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022

Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017

Happiness

Mason joy adams is literally happiness

"did you hear danie loves to be with happiness" "yea they're so cute together

by random ass fuckin nigga August 3, 2022

happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin

Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!

by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025