Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.
by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019
Get the Sammug. by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020
Get the sammug. My extremely handsome and beautiful boyfriend who is the best person i will 101% ever meet, and will cherish for the rest of my life and beyond! I love him to the moon and back
by .buga June 2, 2022
Get the Sammug. This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
by Shret October 7, 2022
Get the Sammug. An attractive nerd
Person 1: " Why's this guy/girl in the library, they look like they belong in a boxing ring. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "
by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020
Get the Sammug. man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022
Get the Sam "Stumpy" Shoemakemug.