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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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third eye hi-5

aka head bump, when you and another touch foreheads, as do American football players (helmeted, usually) and Tibetan lamas (ceremonially)
Don't just hug me, give me a third eye hi-5..!
by caddy wampus April 23, 2011
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5 705794 928288

guy: 5 705794 928288
girl: ?
guy: i like u
by anonymous animal April 20, 2017
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5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...
You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album
by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023
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the 5%

A term often used amongst high school students on the Sydney North Shore to refer to the clique of problematic students within a year group. These students are often characterised by trouble making and/or delinquent-like behaviour.

The term originated at one particular private girls’ school and has spread across multiple North Shore private schools since.
“The 5% got drunk at formal afters again.”
by applechapellers November 19, 2019
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Inera Season 5

Dude have you heard what happened to Vice ?
Yeh, he got the Inera Season 5 treatment
by AkkoTheWakko October 23, 2020
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