The Universe

Discount Your Bizarre Adventure The World.

bad move:
Road Roller
traits:
Never hits
Deals knockback
Reasonable damage
Easy to dodge

*in 1v1*
Casual The Universe user: ROADA ROLLA DA!
YBA Joe: *dodges*
Casual The Universe user: *gets died by yba joe*

by Your local epitaph user March 28, 2022

universal pass

a pass that keep children from going to the bathroom. many people are peeing on the floors. students have even created restrooms in the classroom out of buckets. the bin of scrap papers will be used as toilet paper

universal pass is a joke

by ursexybitch April 22, 2019

bestest friend in the whole entire universe

KATIE HUH

oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????

by every human to ever exist April 22, 2024

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 25, 2021

Fairytale University

A university with a low acceptance rate and a “rigorous” academic narrative, yet still hands out A’s to 90% of the students for doing basically no work

Dude I didn’t even study and I still got a 95 on the final… Thats because you go to a fairytale university bro

by quinniem July 12, 2025

University of Moratuwa

The worst type of hell. A place where time, sanity, and sleep schedules go to die. Here, lecturers—self-proclaimed gods—descend from Olympus not to bless you, but to mercifully annihilate your brain cells under the guise of “education.

“Bro, you look like you just came out of a warzone.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”

by lord vilpaththu August 18, 2025