Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
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'WAY!'
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The third way is of Iranian origin.
The third way is of Iranian origin.
The third way is a third paradigm of theism in which God is man.
It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).
It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).
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The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.
The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.
The best advice I can give is- live your life as strife-free as possible by avoiding any conflict. The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.
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```the kentucky way```
The kentucky way is when you say you'll do something today, but end up doing it in a week.
The kentucky way is when you say you'll do something today, but end up doing it in a week.
Guy 1: Want to fix this thing for me?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll do it in an hour
**one week passes**
Guy 1: Did you fix it?
Guy 2: No, I didn't
Guy 1: that's just the Kentucky way...
Guy 2: Sure, I'll do it in an hour
**one week passes**
Guy 1: Did you fix it?
Guy 2: No, I didn't
Guy 1: that's just the Kentucky way...
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