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Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021
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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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child of the internet

A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021
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Curse of the Internet

The curse of the internet is a common phenomenon where internet users would put unprofessional, horny, derogatory, racist, or generally nonsensical imagery/text in a public sharing non-social media website.
"I've been studying how everyone on the internet behaves, they've always been like this, I dub this the Curse of the Internet, as I couldn't find a better name for this."
by tentilol February 12, 2022
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Big On Internet

Usually someone who was 'raised' by the internet. Or someone who has been on the internet for a very long time.
In some cases Big On Internet people's days revolve around the internet, and devices related to it.
Big On Internet is also referred to as BOI.
Person 1: "Why does Axle keep making references to things on the internet?"
Person 2: "He's Big On Internet. He's been on the internet since nightcore. He basically has a long-time relationship with the internet."
by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022
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abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022
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Stories from the Internet

A 40 year old thin skinned incel whose whole life has been geared towards his brief moment in the sun, where he held 5 online relationships at once, a world which came crashing down in August 2022. Passionate about Law of Attraction, Synchronicity, Manifestation, Edging and Semen Retention. Eager user of gaslighting, doxxing, threatening legal action, targeting women whose mental health impacts their ability to defend themselves, and general dickheadery.
Did you hear about Stories from the Internet? He has been online dating 5 girls at once and got found out. Now his channel is finished. What an incel.
by Stories from the incelnet September 25, 2022
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