Chris

I’m Chris

“I’m Chris…” -potentially Chris.

by Scorch62 December 22, 2022

chris baxford

a term for when someone hops from one person to another; they don't stay in one relationship for too long

keith: "yo have you heard?"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"

by Delantae Woods December 22, 2022

CHRIS

the man that plays soccer and is AKA AS LOCKER ROOM MAGIC!! CHRIS M BABY

CHRIS IS REALLY LOCKER ROOM MAGIC MUDDY!!

by BIGDADDY62837384 December 27, 2022

Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.

It's always Chris

by BillStuff January 6, 2023

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

Chris

The most cutest, adorable, kindest, amazing, handsom, sexy person on this earth. He is my favorite person in the whole wide world and I love him So. Much. It. Hurts.

Bangchan (Chris) : *does anything*
Me : I love you more than life itself.

by Bengchanslove July 16, 2023