cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 7, 2006

cunting

to be absolutely horrible at the sport of racquet ball

Did you see that guy at the racquet ball courts today? He was really cunting it up!

by claydouche December 18, 2008

cunt sniper

Person/Persons who, using a chosen vantage point, observe women, usually in pubs/clubs, waiting for an opportune moment to "chat them up" or "go in for the kill", as some have called it.

Sometimes called 'Pussy Sniper'

(John & Adam observing David)

John: He gets so many women, how does he do it?

Adam: He's a 'Cunt Sniper'. He waits for an opportunity, then goes in for the kill.

by Todorov2 February 7, 2010

Spotty Cunt

A piece of shit fella that's got more spots on his forehead than a spastic cheetah.

That faggot is a proper spotty cunt like look at that trim.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Gammy Cunt

A person who is acting like a total dick, or an arsehole and being inconsiderate.

"You know that pint Alex was drinking, I pissed in it."

"Oh my god, you gammy cunt !"

by Abbyy182 February 26, 2009

cunt crumb

The crumbs resulting from period blood being rolled into balls of filth by the rubbing of a woman's thighs as she sleeps or walks.

"That bitch was on the rag and left a blood smear on my sheets along with some cunt crumbs. I scraped them into a baggie and will return them to her later."

by pacificdetail December 7, 2013

raspberry cunt

A cunt with vaginal warts.

Dude that chick I did last night. Yea she has a raspberry cunt. Her names Carly.

by The Raspberry Cunt March 13, 2018