No u

An argument used on the internet to tell someone "I will not do that, you do that" It is used in good humor, but us nonsense to someone who doesn't know about it.

User 1: kys
User 2: no u

by There'sAMemeInMySoup September 24, 2016

thank u ness

One taught me LUV
One taught me Patience

And one taught me PaIn PaIN paIn paINnnnnNnn PaINus PaiNal

Mario is so basic thank u ness

by Elder Gay of the Mormons December 10, 2018

No u

No u should only be used if you are back in a conner as it can and will cause mass destruction to the person on the reciveing end.

Garret: ur mom gay Jack : ur dad lesbian
Garret: sister mister

Jack: Family tree LGBT
Garret: Jack stop I don't want to do this to you
Jack: Do it straighty
Garret: No u
Jack: * A metor strikes Jack square in the forecast head, God nor the Devil can accept him into the after life. Jack is left wondering throughout space and time, helpless.*

by Sandals333 May 15, 2018

no u

if someone says something offensive or nice just say no u 😈

Jacob: hey ur gay
Christian: no u

And then Jacob becomes gay super easy

by Unoblockaye January 19, 2020

Shiz U

A mythical learning institution as referenced in Wicked.

The consultant hired doesn't seem educated, must be a Shiz U graduate.

by Reali_D December 6, 2024

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024