MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025

Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.

Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.

by polygeek April 8, 2017

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

Monster house

Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.

Not another motherfucking monster house.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021

Going nature reserve with some monsters

buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.

Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?

by MattN36 January 16, 2022

monster

a type of demon that takes away all your guilt and humanity and leaves you with an empty shell.
known as depression or the thoughts in a depressed person mind.

she had a monster in her mind but nobody noticed.
the monster left with all her emotions that no one recognized her.

by Nightshade1066 August 5, 2019