Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

Mooper mouth

One with abnormally large lips and eats a whole lot

Look at him! He has a huge Mooper mouth

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Mouth Bath

When a person places one’s testicles in their mouth, giving them a “Mouth Bath”

I’m going to go over to my girlfriends later so she can give me a mouth bath

by Mouthbath April 25, 2024

Rat Mouth

The Rat Mouth is a mostly noctournal mammal who will mate with anything with a pulse. It's natural habitat encompasses all local watering holes and consumes copious amounts of alcohol. They are often forced to habitually migrate from one hole to another due to Alligator Mouth (see definition below), slander and libel (grafitti) to others and other henious acts. The Rat Mouth will puff up and instigate then call in reinforcements and cowardly call the law when they can no longer handle difficult prey. It will have the law on speed dial and inform the activities of it's former watering hole. Extreme caution should be used if you encounter a Rat Mouth. Do not befriend it, it is parasitic in nature and when all resources are exhausted it will turn on you with the above traits.

Watch out for her. She has a huge Rat Mouth and can not be trusted.

by People Watchers April 27, 2014

Mouth

something you should close

"CLOSE YOUR MOUTH YOU BRAT"

by deadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadea November 27, 2021

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022

Whale Mouth

The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.

I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!

by buttbooger69 August 23, 2015