March 25

The most perfect and handsome boys were born this day

E: hey we’re March 25th

A: yeah ik the best guys were born today

by Bartonne August 9, 2021

March 12

The Noise day

A: What the fuck are you sending me?
B: Noise, it's March 12!

by Sanya339Real March 12, 2024

March 1

On March 1 it’s national send a cute pic day

You can send it to a friend who will appreciate it and they might send one back.

Oh March 1st! That’s national send a cute pic day! Only the best day of the year!

by Thebigdicc March 1, 2025

March 26th

My birthday.

"Ay man, my birthday is March 26th"

by Lil_Bubbles May 11, 2024

Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

March 7th

The day you kiss your significant other day.

Gf:guess what day it is!!
Bf:what is it?
Gf:it’s march 7th, kiss your significant other day!.
Bf:come kiss me on my hot mouth!!!

by I will kidnap you dkota March 5, 2024