A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
Get the cunt wank mug.Nerdy SUV driving mom who didn't get much play in High School but married into money, drinks chardonnay, and never leaves the left lane
She is the quintessential Cunt Dorcula
by daddycock June 9, 2011
Get the Cunt Dorcula mug.when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party
"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."
by dontbitethedickthatfeedsyou January 26, 2010
Get the cunt lemonade mug.Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?
Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.
Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.
by Steve Lewis April 15, 2004
Get the cunt crust mug.One who loves to fuck , eat , lick , and stick their penis in good pussy and always gets the best damn pussy around .
Paul K. is a cunt lover , that man gets the best damn pussy because all the hot bitches want him . But patrick "fatass" K. is the exact opposite of a cunt lover .
by paul k. July 5, 2004
Get the cunt lover mug.A corruption of Fisty Cuffs (an UK expression for a fight or scuffle). Used to describe a group of one or more people (usually young men) on a night out who are looking for a fight, and who are cunts.
Fisty Cunts will start a fight with anyone, for any reason, and may well become depressed or unhappy if they do not have an altercation on a night out.
Fisty Cunts will start a fight with anyone, for any reason, and may well become depressed or unhappy if they do not have an altercation on a night out.
by Kin Mackal October 6, 2010
Get the Fisty Cunts mug.A woman with big black saggy vagina lips. Espically Cooked looking. Sometimes known as Roast Beef. but in this case its extreme shit !.
by Ra pa pow July 15, 2007
Get the Cunt Roast mug.