Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag

Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.

by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009

cold blow

when someone says your opinion is not true or they diss it

why would you cold blow my paper like that

by k9zeus January 26, 2016

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014

blow up

To light up or/and smoke a joint, blunt, spliff, etc

Yo man I got some fresh Gorilla Glue let's blow that shit up!

This party is wack af bruh lets go out and blow up some.

Come here boy, I'll let you blow this jay up.

He said he bringing some fat ass joints for all of us to blow it up after classes.

by Crank White July 13, 2022

blow 30

When someone is just on your dick heavy and you not fucking w it, just tell them to go suck 30 dicks. Basically an insult

John, blow 30 yo..

by Germx December 14, 2023

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022