Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023

Ghetto

Doing something weird that no one would do or a local would:Ruling a math book with the bottom of a padlock, milk before cereal

As ghetto as keith

by c0oLKidswithaStHma December 10, 2021

ghetto props

The act of giving ironical respect to an 'uncool' person attempting to be 'hip' or 'down with the kids'

Newsreader: That song is really 'groovy'
Me: She gets mad ghetto props for that

by lost_rob March 10, 2007

Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024

Ghetto

Makayla Smith

Makayla is Ghetto

by Cotton Candy Ice Cream January 27, 2022

Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

Ghetto Steed

A bicycle.

"Had to get here on my fucking, ghetto steed."

by derangedcatboye December 10, 2023