Ride the camel

The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it

My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.

by FattNoodleCat May 19, 2023

Riding Dirty

Two drivers are driving side by side in the lane while they are talking, and driving slower than the posted speed limit, and blocking all other cars from passing them.

Those two drivers ahead of me are riding side by side and talking and blocking all others drivers from moving past them, they are riding dirty.

by Rascal-Flatts May 13, 2021

Slide and ride

You can’t understand the ride but the slide will soon open up to you. It’s important to slide while you ride but not ride the slide as you glide.

Imagine telling Z.F. about Slide and Ride?
Me either.

by Jennatalls123 November 30, 2019

Dick riding

Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.

this nigga Dick riding his hater

by Nthics April 29, 2024

Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.

“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”

by Jane03OM March 27, 2025

Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

Regional Vape Ride

Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.

Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?

by midweest January 23, 2022