March 29th

march 29th celebrates Gio hate day. This is the one day a year everyone is allowed to hate gio and he can't say anything about it.

"yo jas today is march 29th"
"i already know twin, i got bro blocked already"

by toastxr March 29, 2024

March 31st

National do whatever your gf says day

Bob-hey baby
Grace- its march 31st u have to do what i say
Bob- damn

by Hdiwnd dslslln March 30, 2024

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022

March 18th

National compliment Sebastian day.
Also national fuck a Sebastian day.

Guy: "what day is it?"
Guy 2: "oh, it's March 18th! We'd better go fuck Sebastian!"

by Suck cock work hahahah June 22, 2022

17th March

the best day in the world, such a balanced date 17/03.. orgasmic. Its Johns Birthday which makes sense cos he's perfect

John: my birthday is the 17th March
everyone: ahhhh thats why ur so perfect

by oxxkejk June 25, 2022