march 19th

national make out with your bf/gf day
on this day see how long you and your significant other can go for

-hey babe its march 19th, let see how long we can go

by brrrr hehe May 15, 2024

March 20

its national war of the vegetables and fruits. pick a side, and go to war.

Fred: im a fruit kinda guy
George: IM A VEGGIE GUY AND ITS MARCH 20 - slaps fred -

by Beau Mantor August 13, 2021

march 6

national babysit with your girlfriend day!

hey! will you babysit with me?
yeah ofc it’s march 6th!!!

by lalapes March 5, 2021

March 29

March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)

person 1: “Hey what day is today?”

person 2: “March 29, why?”
person 1: “HOLD UP, wheres *****”

by ~gay loser~ March 26, 2021

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

March 24th

Fucking slap Lewis austin in the ball sack to fucking oblivion because he’s a bitch all other march 24ths are irrelevant

March 24th is Lewis slap day march Lewis bitch slap cool dicklol lweis

by Lewis Austin March 24, 2022

March 14

The day the most beautiful girls in the world were born

My girlfriend was born in March 14

by Uwfm January 17, 2022