March 3

Slap your taller friend who calls u short.

It's march 3 I better slap my friend.

by Real999🤷‍♂️ March 2, 2024

March 7

March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.

Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*

Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh

by Slap ur gfs ass day! March 6, 2022

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 3rd

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

by March 3rd March 2, 2023

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

March 3

My best friends birthday where she has sex with her boyfriend cavan

Hey happy birthday it’s march 3 did you do it yet?

by Axsnys May 15, 2022

March 14

The day the most beautiful girls in the world were born

My girlfriend was born in March 14

by Uwfm January 17, 2022