March 24

Apologise to Patrick's mum day.
I am sorry that that was inappropriate. Surprisingly that was the safest one to choose as people always make them really rude. Once again I am sorry.

March 24: I am sorry

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

March 3rd

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

by March 3rd March 2, 2023

March 17

Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.

Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!

Crush: Wtf? No you perv!

Guy: Its March 17 tho…

Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*

Guy: GYAT

by seekerdaddy March 17, 2024

March 14

National make out with your girlfriend day !

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 7

March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.

Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*

Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh

by Slap ur gfs ass day! March 6, 2022

March 26th, 2008

The best day ever. This was when Creo made his channel.

March 26th, 2008 was when Creo made his channel.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023