potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum

thats a thick potato dick

by Factomatics September 12, 2022

Potato

Potato is potato potato potato potato POTATO
Potato is good ok?

Potato is good ok?

Yes

by ABCPersonBOI February 13, 2019

The potato theory

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory

"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real

by God_potato January 25, 2016

Potato

Potato is a dull or boring person.

Johnny: I think I'll take a walk today because it's supposed to be nice outside.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Potato

A man who doesnt like being called cute who gets muted on skype calls

"Stop calling me cute" potato

"Stop muting me

by WeaintjokingLa February 17, 2020

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 13, 2020