When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly
by M1khale May 25, 2016
When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 21, 2007
Acting goofy and stupid, usually in a funny social situation. Being bold, making a dumb decision, etc..
by 69aroe June 18, 2020
by shaweed July 04, 2003
puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region
by Matthew P, Millibarbwaaaa June 11, 2007
It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle March 02, 2016