Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Got shooters

*NOT BASKETBALL 🏀 *

To have on demand assassins or killers a flex of power and reminder of connection

FEATURED IN GTA by Metro Boomin & Future
“GTA I Got Shooters” - translated Grand Theft Auto you know the video game that has killers it’s subtle yet smart.

by It hasn’t happened yet April 18, 2025

this got it

when one finds something funny, like they actually audibly laughed at it

rodrick: *insert something funny* ☠️☠️

pa: LOLLL THIS GOT IT 😭😭

by yyongbok November 25, 2023

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Have you got another song?

Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!

The pope: parp!

Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?

by Moojhab o’Kool July 7, 2025

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

got no dollar

Another way of saving you haven't got any money.

Soz can't, got no dollar

by RoseLunaPoof March 28, 2011