OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.

Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

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Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home

Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day

by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022

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David Copperfield

When a guy and a girl get another party involved in a sexual act and one of them disappears leaving the other one and the included party to finish by themselves.

This couple came to me with a proposition and I accepted it but half way through it s the woman pulled a David Copperfield on me and disappeared leaving me to satisfy her man

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

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david's confessions

A two person owned youtube channel and podcastewhere two girls go bye the name david talk about anything that comes on their mind like pop culture and social media on there youtube channel they play games like roblox which they are most known for and others like girlsgogames jeprody and others

I am gonna go watch david's confessions

by dog1645 January 16, 2022

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David

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.

Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.

by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020

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