by Hobo toucher May 11, 2023
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Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?
Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
by deltabeta April 4, 2021
Get the Peanut Butter Panic mug.A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
by lipshitz May 15, 2020
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Get the Ass butter biscuits mug.Giselle: Your dog looks like it has peanut butter tongue.
Bula: Yeah I havent had a man around for a while and Rocky loves peanut butter
Bula: Yeah I havent had a man around for a while and Rocky loves peanut butter
by Colon Oscapy September 13, 2009
Get the Peanut butter tongue mug.oh, hombre! You got that ghetto peanut butter?
Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.
Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.
by amazingRICKYdog June 30, 2011
Get the Ghetto Peanut Butter mug.Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.
Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.
by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023
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