A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018
when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval
by Sexydimma June 04, 2015
by I hav a+ in sceanice February 18, 2021
It’s original meaning is to get fucked really hardcore, but people commonly use it if something really crazy happened to someone.
If someone jumped off the roof doing a 360 flip while drinking a can of beer, someone would say to that person “OH SHIT MAN YOU GOT BANGED IN THE SLUT”
by Yadalala January 14, 2018
by Penguin Man 87 September 05, 2011
by uncomply June 25, 2022
by S2trappyinthemix April 02, 2020