american paintjob

When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.

Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018

American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

American Idiot

Song and Album produced by the band Green Day

Dad-have you got Green Day’s new album American Idiot
Son-no but I’ve heard the song

Dad- ok

by Green Day fan 101 December 18, 2018

american metalhead

London Kats. the Almighty American metal head, loves metal and is American

I am a awesome American metalhead like the Almighty Lord London, I love metal and rock

by LordKats January 11, 2019

American Cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a glass for a girl or guy to drink

Daddy make me an American cocktail.

by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018

American cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a cup for either a guy or a girl to drink out of

Daddy can you make me an American cocktail

by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018

American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.

Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky

by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018