Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
"You have been tea cosied bitch!"
by obvk July 13, 2020
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Tea R.J

A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.

Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.
Hey did you hear about Aaron?

No, is he okay?

He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.

Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.
by Thebackground May 17, 2025
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Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole
damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea
by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022
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Tea

a bisexual femboy who's odly horny about it
Bro, why are you acting like such a tea
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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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ice tea

me: I like food
her: Ice tea
me: Ice tea is gr8 too
her: it means I see, dumbass
me: …………….
by dankboo November 27, 2018
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Pennroyal tea

a hippy herbal abortative. Nirvana wrote a song about it. it never works.
back in the 60's
"dude my girl is preggers!"
"pennroyal tea?"
"great idea dude!
by nirvanas roadie November 6, 2011
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