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Socialism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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Social anxiety

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.
Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
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Truth Social

English translation of the Russian phrase “Pravda Social”. See правда социальные.
Party leaders will be unhappy if comrade does not make happy post on Pravda, I mean Truth Social.
by Kbansa November 9, 2022
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Social Justice Demolisher

SJD for short,
The act of issuing hate towards a certain person or group of people who are way too pretentious for their own good while using well thought arguments and reason in order to demolish these pretentious people's "opinions".
Mark: I'm a real Social Justice Demolisher, I just completely rekt a BuzzFeed article about white males that stated that all white males are racist/sexist.
Karen: Oh mark, there should be at least 2 SJD's for every SJW only then can stupidity/ignorance completely die.
by CutNracker December 30, 2016
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Social NetGeek

A Person/Geek that checks only websites for social networking such a Twitter,Facebook,Myspace etc.

P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
Tom(on iphone): hey, dude i gotta check twitter and facebook, ttyl

Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
by Sea Kittens 11 July 13, 2010
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social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
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