the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.
by loltswiftfan May 8, 2023
Get the sam mccombsmug. A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019
Get the sam seamore 007mug. A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.
by $skaterboi$ October 4, 2023
Get the Sam Bortnickmug. A guy who puts other in front of himself, has a sad life but never shows it and always has a fake smile, cares so much and is always there for you. You can count on him no matter what, and he will help you no matter what
Josh: you ever heard of a sam
Elisabeth: yes hes a nice guy
Josh: you like him?
Elisabeth: no hes JUST a friend
Elisabeth: yes hes a nice guy
Josh: you like him?
Elisabeth: no hes JUST a friend
by Lolz007 November 20, 2021
Get the Sammug. When a crowd of horny, obese, lesbian women decide to find a flagpole. They then proceed to climb up the pole together. When they reach the top, the take a fat shot into each others mouths and cover their entire bodies with the so called shit. After they are completely shitified, they one by one jump off the flagpole into a pile of mud and role play as a pile of dinosaur poop.
by Barbieboysmd69420 March 7, 2024
Get the Dirty Sammug. by finfjbfk444 October 30, 2018
Get the sam chiavettamug. sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him
sorry sam
sorry sam
by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020
Get the sammug.