Retarded Eagle

the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.
there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle
by [HOON] April 08, 2020
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sleep retardation

Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
by Stat-mobile January 07, 2020
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sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
by Stat-mobile January 07, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Kpi Retard

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob
by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020
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borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
by no snitchin February 09, 2018
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Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.
Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!
by FarletFOX November 12, 2023
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