script monkey

A computer user who uses low level languages like HTML and Javascript almost exclusively, and fears things like .NET, object oriented programming, and working with a team. Often in web design, or their mom's basement. Related to script kiddies, but usually less mischievious.

Now that I showed Jimmy the javascript alert command, he thinks he's a fucking script monkey.

by Blavatsky January 7, 2005

river monkey

an but fucking wetback

i kiked that river monkeys ass

by allan immell March 11, 2005

Monkey Bitch

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.

My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.

by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Dust Monkey

Someone who works on computer. Computers tend to have a lot of dust in them and often need to be blown out because of the collection of said dust.

Johnny is a grease monkey, he works on cars but his sister is a total dust monkey, she works on computers all day. NERD!

by CarpoolingZombie April 24, 2010

dunk the monkey

When a black person (preferably male) sticks,shoves, et. his dick in a girls pussy or ass

ugly black girl: let's go dunk the monkey.
ugly black guy: ok
(has sex)
ugly black girl:wtf i said in the ass
ugly back guy: opps looks liked i dunked the monkey in the wrong spot

by ScarFacE587 May 4, 2009

Monkey Bitch

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

The Crazy Monkey

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.

Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.

by SELLCK January 1, 2008