half-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's parent's half-brother.
2. The half-sister of one's parent-in-law.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's parent's half-sibling.
2. The half-sibling of one's parent-in-law.

My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-niece-in-law

1. The daughter-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The daughter of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-nephew-in-law

1. The son-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The son of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Scallions Law

When your a prison guard and you realize that you are spending a quarter of your life in prison just because you needed a job.

Man I just realized I’m spending a quarter of my life in prison just to make money, I think it’s scallions law

by Scallion tha Stallion November 27, 2019

spirit of the law

An alcoholic beverage that is used to bribe a government official to "cut you some slack" or "look the other way" during an inspection, audit, or investigation.

A classic "spirit of the law" joke, from an old 90's-era "Hagar the Horrible" cartoon:
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)

by QuacksO June 3, 2019