I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

I'm cut

It means that your good/ i'm good

Person: Show me the video.
Person 2: I'm cut.

by Puesodeo December 12, 2023

I'm you.

This is a phrase Yuji Itadori from Jujutsu Kaisen said after beating Mahito in battle. The Phylosophical meaning behind this is as follows: Killing humans is as natural to Mahito as killing Curses is to Yuji. Basically that Yuji shouldn't assume he's "better" than Mahito since he's just as focused on killing. It's also dependent that Mahito said Yuji is him, because of the previously mentioned nature of killing. As Yuji said this sentence, he accepted the fact that he is no better then mahito, and simply, like him.

Yuji: "You're right Mahito, I'm you. I wanted to reject you. Convince myself that you were wrong. But that doesn't matter now. I'm gonna kill you. Even if you come back as another cuse... I'll kill you. Change your name. Change your form. I'll kill you again."

Mahito: *pissing his pants*

by cirnos left upper ice crystal December 16, 2023

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

I’m just a girl

When a girl says “I’m just a girl” it usually means she has no money nor financial resources of any kind in the pipeline to pay for anything so is looking for handouts..

These a typically woman who went through life being pampered either by a father figure or by a sugar daddy..so in laymen terms SHE’S A BUM

I need new tires but you know..I’m just a girl..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 26, 2023

I'M ONE

I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE

How old are you? I'M ONE

by IMONE124115512251512125152 December 27, 2023