by bUying a half though October 29, 2021
Get the I was gonna buy a half so…mug. The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
Get the Half Winded Handymug. 
Get the half-co-nibling-in-lawmug. by Potniffum June 8, 2022
Get the bet and a halfmug. The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019
Get the half-poundermug. When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you
Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?
Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.
Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.
by daddy 69 420 May 30, 2018
Get the Half and Half Creamermug. There is a message that doesn't happen to be the truth. There is a bunch of messages that don't happen to be the truth. Not "Almost crazy" in a definition that is to half mental. Not "Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane." Not "One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation" in a definition to half mental.
by JordanJohnsonistheone October 18, 2023
Get the Half Mentalmug.