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have a fungus

"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
Have a fungus
by SubGplayz August 8, 2022
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He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm
Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.
by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021
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Having A Nash

Doing something so stupid it ruins your life, but makes you greatest man on earth.
Crashing your mams car twice then swimming through a river to escape the police, your friend then says to you, "my god you hero, your having a nash"
by ThomyTodd99 March 14, 2011
mugGet the Having A Nashmug.

What is something that I don't have?

Me: What is something that I don't have? I wonder
My head: LOVE
by YongieSon November 13, 2019
mugGet the What is something that I don't have?mug.
An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023
mugGet the You do not have enough brains to tan your own hidemug.
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Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>
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Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
mugGet the Take everything I havemug.

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