What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
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paralyptic snow angel

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.
It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.
by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012
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Psycho Angel

1. A person, usually a female, who seems very innocent and kind but really acts insane or psychotic.

2. Someone, normally female, who acts innocent and kind but is really rude and aggressive.
Bartholomew: "Hey, how was the date with Jessica?"

Jim: "It was horrible! I thought she was kind but she was really a psycho angel!"

Bartholomew: "Oh, how?"

Jim: "She was rambling on about conspiracy theories and would insult me if I disagreed!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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now-angel

Another word for a friendly ghost - the departed soul of someone you lived with and loved very dearly
"I so, so wish I had a hotline to my now-angel, so as to ask her where the hell she put that thing before she died two years ago. So frustrating, because it used to live in one place only, but it's not there now!"
by mimbijones April 07, 2023
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Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 17, 2014
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