Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 03, 2023

wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off

man, I wanna wrench your pipe.

by Wyzrd Head February 25, 2024

redneck wrench

Another term for a pair of plyers, called this because it is a multi-purpose tool, including a wrench, for people who are either broke or don't have the right tools handy.

I don't have a real wrench, but you can use my redneck wrench.

by deepspace10 April 02, 2023

Good wrench swing

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a dude's giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe

You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.

by Snacka Cracka Jack June 04, 2019

Money Wrench

As a “monkey wrench” is used as a term to describe an unforeseen element that disrupts your plan or routine ... but a “Money Wrench” has the additional side effect of causing you lost money or wages.

I would love to finish the final steps of this project with you so we can get paid, but my on-call job is throwing me a “money wrench” .

by Carlos Spiceyweiner May 03, 2019

Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 06, 2022

cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.

DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.

by Chuck Charles’s September 08, 2018