prayers for cranberryjuice

they're getting a divorce and idk if they gonna get the kids

cranberryjuice might not get the kids
prayers for cranberryjuice

by raybeez February 12, 2022

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

Call To Prayer

1. Earsplitting audible garbage blasted over a loudspeaker that makes you wish you were deaf.

2. Making a call to someone named Prayer

1. Hearing the call to prayer was so insufferable I ended up having my eardrums removed

2. I'm calling Prayer to say hi

by ULTRAMAGA October 26, 2025

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015

$31.06 Is Everyone's Prayer

$31.06 Is Everyone's Prayer

$31.06 Is Everyone's Prayer

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025