Garrett

One of one; Don’t give a f**k.
Yep…That’s Garrett
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Damn Garrett do any crack lately
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Damn bro why is Garrett's name so long.

I don't know man. There's too many r's and too many t's.
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Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett
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Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.
You:Garrett how are you doing. Garrett: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PENIS BEFORE!!!!
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Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males
“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”
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A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
“Wow that guy looks like such a garrett
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