CURTIS

A FORTNITE GOD BITCH A King,The boss
The standard, the blueprint sit op dit,

Sit op dit ju poes😌

Josh: ur fuckin amazing
Curtis:hell yeah I am

by TheLegitBoss44 November 22, 2021

Dirty Curty

When you go over to a grinder dates house and rub your nose in their ass right after they shit then smear it on the walls writing how you hate them. Then after you don’t help anyone clean it and complain about how they clean it.

I went over to his house and gave him a dirty Curty. Took him hours to clean up my mess.

by Chill Bro it’s okay December 6, 2023

Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022

curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.

You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.

by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013

curtis oil canvas

The greatest football player ever

Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome

by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008

Andrew Curtis

A really fit, hot, sexy and goofy man. His scrumptious giggles make your insides bubble with joy and his secretive side just makes him so much more seductive. You would sometimes find yourself at 3:33am watching his TikTok’s on repeat as he snorting laughter enters your ears. His TikTok’s are like an addiction and if you’re not careful, you too will be snorting away and become an AndyCurtis

“I love Andrew Curtis”
“Andy Curtis is so goofy”
*giggle snort*

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.

Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge

by fj1607 January 31, 2025